Redneck Trailer Trash

Speaking of trick or treating.... some of my "friends," and I use that term loosely when it comes to this post, have dressed up for Halloween for work. All names will be changed to protect the guilty. But I would like to introduce you to the crew. And One. It. Is.


This is Hank. We call him Sly for short. He works at the warehouse on the good part of town, when he shows up that is. He has a rugged past, but his present is pretty shabby itself. He is strung out on candy corn so bad it ain't even funny.

This is his cousin/girlfriend Tabby. She is a little on the friendly side. She spends her nights at the bar stripping to support Sly's habit. Don't let her fool you though, her addition is snorting pixie sticks.

This is Hank's wife, Susie. She doesn't have a clue about Hank's addiction or affection for his cousin. Bless her heart, she is expecting thier 5th child. Most say that she has her own addictions to the corn, but I think liqour and Hank are her number one problems.

And this is Hank's mother, Martha Jane. She has birthed so many children that the locals can't even tell you how many. Some of them aren't seen anymore. We don't know if she ate them or sold them, or if they are still in her filthy cockroach infested house and we just don't know it.

Regardless, this is a short introduction to the family. Glad you got to meet them today.

Happy Halloween!